Thodgra the Gabber

(Partner of Baldizar, Inigo, Xelzaz, Dragonborn.)
When she enters the battlefield, she is +1/+1 per Partner and has Haste. Menace, First Strike.
{r}{t}, Indestructible, Goad until Thodgra is untapped. Players cannot attack the player who controls her, unless there is no other option.
The attacking player loses a Life.
"My sister possesses many dangerous skills, but her most lethal is The Gift of Gab. I suggest just ignoring her... unless you enjoy peril." - Baldizar