Steven Seagal

Steven Seagal cannot attack. During your combat phase, you can discard 1 card from your hand and create a 1/1 Body Double Token with Haste to attack your opponent on his behalf because Steven is too fat to attack.

{t}{5}: Steven Seagal runs wobbly.

I've always tried to avoid politics because most politicians that I know are quite dirty in terms of human dignity, ethics and morals.