Sgt. Yates

Flash, Memberberries

Freeze! — When Sgt. Yates enters the battlefield, return target nonland permanent to its owners hand. If that permanent is a creature you
don't control, sweep your shop, then put a card
from your shop into your hand.

Alright, listen: you have five seconds to leave or we're gonna put you in the jail and call your parents!
—Yates