SCP 096, the Shy Guy

Indestructible, Trample

SCP 096, the Shy Guy can't take damage.

SCP 096's power and toughness are equal to the largest life total among opponents and the combined toughness of creatures each opponent controls.

SCP 096 cannot attack or block unless it has become the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls.

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