Ransomware

When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent and all permanents attached to it until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.

For as long as those permanents remain exiled, its owner may pay {x} as a sorcery, where X is the total mana value of those permanents. If they do, sacrifice this enchantment, and create X treasure tokens.

"Who the fuck opened the "nudepics.exe" file?!"