OMG ITS BRYAN TOBIN

{g}"Strategy meets chaos, and chaos deals the cards."

Roll a die:

1: Lose 3 life.
2: Discard two cards at random.
3: Opponents create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
4: Draw two cards.
5: Create two 2/1 white children tokens
6: Bryan Tobin deals 6 damage to any target.