Jacob Jones

Choose one, if it is Day choose both at half the
generic mana cost.
•{1}{u}: Put a -1/-0 counter on target creature.
Overload {4}{u}
•{1}{r}: Put a -0/-1 counter on target creature.
Overload {4}{r}

"Alrighty so today I will be day drinking and smoking cigarettes in a public park at 2pm in the afternoon, which I am excited to do."