ED 209, Loyal as a Puppy

{t}: You get {e}{e}.
{t}, Pay {e}{e}: Tap target creature.
{t}, Pay {e}{e}{e}: Draw a card.
Pay {e}{e}{e}{e}: Bespoke Battlewagon becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.
Crew 4

I am now authorized to ...... be loyal as a puppy.