Deadbeats Under Arrest

Enchant creature

At the beginning of each upkeep, Put a -1/-1 counter on enchanted creature, then draw a card.

Shop Cycling {2}{b}: Put two -1/-1 counters on target creature.

"The old dine-and-dash, huh? My daddy owned a restaurant and it's punks like you who kept it from going regional. That's why I became a cop."