Bandit's Misfortune

Target creature gets +1/+2 and gains deathtouch
until end of turn. Create a Treasure token. (It's an
artifact with "{t}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one
mana of any color.")

"This means that your terrible bandit days are
behind you, cos you're really not good at this. I
mean, we were barely paying attention, this is
pathetic..."
—Mollymauk Tealeaf